It's apparently regarded by Wankerpedia as a no-no to be an actual expert on a subject. Soon I guess they'll have a text-in system, American Idol fashion, so the majority will rule on any particular factoid. If you would rather have Shakespeare born in Chicago than England, text 666 to 9454789...
That reminds me, I need to read The Cult of the Amateur.
So anyway, finding UNCYCLOPEDIA, a spoof site in the wiki style, has been a great pleasure.
Here is their entry on Murphy's Law Application for antigravitatory cats (the diagram above clearly explains the process.) The perpetual motion of the spinning cat is based on two laws - that toast will always fall on the buttered side; and that cats will always land on their feet.
There are several counter theories, mostly based on the impossibility of actually finding a cat that would let you strap a piece of buttered toast to its back. I particularly like the Second theory: